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I found a puppy outside.
I'm gonna bring it back, okay?
[ mom can we keep it ]
I'm gonna bring it back, okay?
[ mom can we keep it ]
it came like this.
all nice and packaged, just missing a shucking bow.
what if it multiplies.
like divides and suddenly we go from two to four to eight to a hundred.
god.
i'm not risking it but i'll bring it back.
[ Not like they don't have enough klunk to deal with today or anything. ]
all nice and packaged, just missing a shucking bow.
what if it multiplies.
like divides and suddenly we go from two to four to eight to a hundred.
god.
i'm not risking it but i'll bring it back.
[ Not like they don't have enough klunk to deal with today or anything. ]
I'm not sure.
But he's kind of dirty so I thought I could at least wash him.
Feed him too.
He's really cute.
But he's kind of dirty so I thought I could at least wash him.
Feed him too.
He's really cute.
if it multiplies i'll go through the whole shucking town myself and stomp on em all personally
That'd be a bloody blessing.
How do Grievers even make babies?
This means we've basically just adopted a bloody baby Griever as our pet.
That'd be a bloody blessing.
How do Grievers even make babies?
This means we've basically just adopted a bloody baby Griever as our pet.
Edited 2014-07-03 05:04 (UTC)
that would be so gratifying, to be perfectly honest with you.
i don't know, they're probably produced somehow.
teresa probably knows but like hell i'm gonna ask her.
ugh if i wasn't worried about it getting loose and mauling someone's ankles i'd just leave it out here.
maybe we can throw it in a closet or something we have extra locks we haven't utilized yet.
i don't know, they're probably produced somehow.
teresa probably knows but like hell i'm gonna ask her.
ugh if i wasn't worried about it getting loose and mauling someone's ankles i'd just leave it out here.
maybe we can throw it in a closet or something we have extra locks we haven't utilized yet.
I don't even want to know.
Whatever, guess we might as well keep it.
I'm gonna shake the cage till I'm satisfied though.
It needs a name.
Shuckhead or sommat.
And listen to it make the noises the whole night in the dark?
No thanks, I'd rather keep it where we could keep an eye on the bugger.
Whatever, guess we might as well keep it.
I'm gonna shake the cage till I'm satisfied though.
It needs a name.
Shuckhead or sommat.
And listen to it make the noises the whole night in the dark?
No thanks, I'd rather keep it where we could keep an eye on the bugger.
Okay!
That works.
[ not exactly going to be making "missing" posters, though. ]
I've just been calling him Greenbean.
That works.
[ not exactly going to be making "missing" posters, though. ]
I've just been calling him Greenbean.
nastiest little bloody slinthead.
sommat i dunno it's probably gonna get a million names.
all of em rude.
we can all give it a good shake, i figure.
and we can put it on the mantel then.
build something to buffer it in case it rattles around so that it doesn't fall off.
sommat i dunno it's probably gonna get a million names.
all of em rude.
we can all give it a good shake, i figure.
and we can put it on the mantel then.
build something to buffer it in case it rattles around so that it doesn't fall off.
hey you know what?
i'm super glad we ain't got any of ours so far.
sides this ugly shank.
not knowing these new ones sucks plenty but at least it's a vacation from grievers and the shanks from the scorch.
don't even know what to call em.
don't even really remember how we came up with the name grievers, though, so.
bloody shucking fantastic, yeah.
i'm super glad we ain't got any of ours so far.
sides this ugly shank.
not knowing these new ones sucks plenty but at least it's a vacation from grievers and the shanks from the scorch.
don't even know what to call em.
don't even really remember how we came up with the name grievers, though, so.
bloody shucking fantastic, yeah.
Like those silver head eatin things they threw at us in the tunnels.
I coulda gone my entire bloody life without seein one of those, and I'll go my whole bloody afterlife without seein one again.
[ he doesn't even need to say anything about cranks, jesus. ]
Probably cause they caused us grief, or sommat.
Sure seemed like that was the worst it could get, back then.
I coulda gone my entire bloody life without seein one of those, and I'll go my whole bloody afterlife without seein one again.
[ he doesn't even need to say anything about cranks, jesus. ]
Probably cause they caused us grief, or sommat.
Sure seemed like that was the worst it could get, back then.
I mean, I'm not a greenie anymore.
Especially not here.
Tiny greenie is the new greenie.
Especially not here.
Tiny greenie is the new greenie.
You haven't seen how cute this dog is.
He'll be your new favorite, I guarantee it.
He'll be your new favorite, I guarantee it.
Minho has never called my face cute or dumb.
Actually, maybe dumb once or twice.
How do I look like a deer?
[ here is a picture of said puppy dog -- who is dirty, and pretty obviously underfed, but very cute even still. ]
Next time you ask me a question, I'm calling you a greenie.
Actually, maybe dumb once or twice.
How do I look like a deer?
[ here is a picture of said puppy dog -- who is dirty, and pretty obviously underfed, but very cute even still. ]
Next time you ask me a question, I'm calling you a greenie.
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